It is the start of summer here in Wisconsin, so it’s time for some Friday Fun (#FridayFun) blog posts on Promega Connections. To kick us off, I have scraped the internet for a few good and groaner, G-rated science jokes.
So, here it goes, a few jokes to send you smiling (or shaking your head) into your weekend.
And a few more…
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
If Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar…is it there?
Argon walks into a bar. The Barman says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve Noble gases in here.” Argon doesn’t react.
Science Fact: If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end…you would die.
Most of these were on several web sites, with no attribution to the originator of the jokes, and a few of them go back light years to my college days. Do you have a favorite science joke? Share it in the comments.
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