I was blasting a holiday music playlist while driving recently, and Presley’s Blue Christmas played. I couldn’t get the phrase “Christmas Cloning Blues” out of my mind, and by the time I arrived at my destination, this happened:
Cloning Blues Christmas
(to the tune of Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley)

Iโll have a blue Christmas without you
Colonies so blue, insert without you
Incubating my plates at 37 degrees
Wonโt be the same if youโre not in lacZ
And all those blue colonies are forming
When my lab matesโ clonings are performing
Theyโll be doing alright,
With their plates all filled with white
But Iโll have a blue, blue, blue cloning
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